1. A bloody nose (standard fair, but still unpleasant)
2. Giant hives caused by unknown food allergy (thank the lord for Benadryl)
3. Vomit all over the phone booth (which is in our office), basically because a student was so upset that his mother didn't want to pick him up. Plus, he'd rather puke on the floor than in the garbage can right next to him.
4. Diarrhea on the office couch and floor, because a very sweet little kid couldn't self-regulate and we couldn't track down the mom to take him home.
...that's two days. The smell in our office is overpowering my sanity.